Tom wankicar

Meet Tom We-buy-any-car

What makes Tom interesting is the fact his mother is possibly be the coolest mother in the whole of the Southwest. His mother is the Re-psycho woman, just incase you don't know, Re-psycho is the best, cheapest vintage shop in the whole of Bristol and surrounding areas.

Tom hails from Yate, home of Big brother's Josie. I've never been to Yate, but I can imagine it's full of inbreds as , most places with a name that has only one syllable, usually are.

He's currently a jobseeker, which is fine, as I can imagine employment in Yate is sparse. Job opportunities range from tossing off Horses to birthing baby Cows.

He's not as flamboyant as one would imagine, especially considering his Mother is cooler than any other and has a vintage clothing store. He claims he's not really into clothes or fashion, does this situation remind you of anyone?

He admitted to me his mother thinks he's a fag. Shockingly, he's straight, which is good, for if he wasn't, his Mother's shop would never have any stock. He's probably the straightest Bristolian specimen I know for he's never even kissed a boy, even when it was on trend in 2005, the year of the Fad Fags.