Rose Plowrong

Meet Rose.

Likes:

-Getting anally probed by medical professionals

-Being ill

-knobbing off Urban Outfitter staff.

Dislikes:

-Soap

-Independence

-looking attractive

I first met Rose properly in Ranicar's bathroom. She asked Ranicar and I to shave her undercut. This was in 2011 and not four years ago as you would naturally assume.

It is said that being seduced by Rose is on par with running over a hedgehog; tragic, flat in all the wrong places and an experience one will always regret.

Her and I share but two thing is common. We both smell and neither of us are cool enough to work in urban outfitters. Though initially she tricked them into believing she was, they soon saw through the ripped tights and eyebrow piercing that she still rocks as if they're current.

Don't let her Dubstep exterior fool you, She is from the country, she's about as urban as a trout. She is the only person I've meet that lists 'sewing seeds' as key skills in her CV.

Her main hobbies and interests include haging fags, 'wanking bumholes' and buying stuff from American Apparel's 'ironically generic' range.